Sweet CarolineI borrowed a co-worker’s
March 28th, 2000
Sweet Caroline
I borrowed a co-worker’s umbrella last night. She failed to mention to me that it had Anne Klein written all over it. Sigh. So, I’m walking up Connecticut Ave. huddled under this OD* green umbrella trying to look as manly as possible, and the damn umbrella just doesn’t seem to be working. I can feel my legs getting soaked. My left arm is absolutely slick and shiney with rainwater. Two words: Torrential. Downpour. But hey, my newly-shorn head stayed relatively dry, as did my right arm. I guess that counts for something.
Thank you, Anne Klein.
This morning, the cherry blossoms were absolutely pasted to the sidewalks.
* OD green: Olive, Drab green. Wonderful military terminology.