What if I ask them to freedom kiss my ass?
March 12th, 2003
The height of ridiculousness? Quite possibly.
Wave the flag and pass the ketchup was the order of the day yesterday in House of Representatives cafeterias, where lawmakers struck a lunchtime blow against the French and put “freedom fries” on the menu.
And for breakfast, they’ll now have “freedom toast.”
The name changes follow similar actions by restaurants around the country protesting French opposition to the administration’s Iraq war plans.
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