Better Living Through Introspection

You have attuned insights on the nature of fraudulence in society. Your complex theories are both certifiably insane and entirely accurate. Dr.Smile cannot at this stage determine whether or not you are already on file with Eschelon global surveillance, but owing to how easily we reached a diagnosis through this simple test, it is entirely likely that you are already under satellite observation. To ease your own conscience and put to rest any discomforting suspicions, Dr.Smile highly recommends submitting to a further and more detailed character analysis. Please report directly to your nearest friendly neighborhood secret-police bunker / psychiatric monitoring post / gasoline depot for a more accurate diagnosis and professional assistance in selecting from an appropriate range of prescription medications.

Test yourself

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